Whatsapp Community Rules

Norfolk Lab Posting Guidelines

The following guidelines aim to ensure that the Norfolk Lab chat list is a safe, supportive and horny-as-fuck place to chat. This is an evolving list and we welcome feedback on, and additions to it. Any list member has the right to pick up another member on their flouting of these guidelines. We encourage self-policing. So get your truncheons out boys and get them up each others’ bums!

  1. Norfolk Lab (the Lab) is an informal self-organising group. It does not collect fees for ‘membership’. It does not keep records of membership or any data on members. Individuals who sign up for the Whatsapp groups should be aware that their telephone number and any images in their profile will be visible to all members in the group. Signing up to the groups is a conscious action that gives active consent to all of the guidelines below. Consent is an important concept in the Lab. Non-consensual behaviour will not be tolerated. You will submit to these guidelines willingly, or stay away until you have the balls to join us.
  2. You may leave the groups voluntarily at any time. You may also rejoin the groups at any time. Note that constant leaving and rejoining is considered undesirable behaviour by more consistent members and is unlikely to get you a shag. 
  3. If you have been removed by an Admin for guideline infringement, you cannot rejoin with the same phone number. If you have been removed from the group with one telephone number and attempt to rejoin with another, you will be removed again without hesitation, because you are clearly a sneaky cunt and we don’t want you in the group.
  4. The Admin Team (currently: Mary, Nike, Scott, Alan ) have final decision making powers in all cases. Admin positions are voluntary (and thankless!) , most often assigned by invitation from other Admins on a needs basis. Admins are a collaborative control structure that make decisions in the best interests of the Lab and intervene only when things get out of hand. All admin decisions and actions are agreed unanimously. Failure to comply with Admin decisions will lead to punishment…the form of which will depend on the severity of your disobedience. 
  5. Infringement of these guidelines will lead to an initial textual spanking, followed by public and private requests to desist. Non-compliance will lead to forced submission. Non-submission leads to temporary and potentially permanent expulsion. Persistent resistance (unless involved in naked wrestling) will lead to being banned from the list. No more cock pics for you! The Admin Team reserves the right to summarily and permanently remove anyone found severely flouting these guidelines. 
  6. Don’t be a cunt. Abuse and bullying will not be tolerated . Though ritual teasing with encouragement of Rob the token straight guy, and Ed, are highly encouraged.  Connecting them both to electro and torturing them is considered particularly appropriate..
  7. Please report any negative private communications from other group members to any member of the Admin Team.
  8. Everyone has a type. And sometimes they are not yours. There is no need to bruise egos. A polite let down, and a ‘sorry you are not my type’ go a long way.  
  9. Likewise, pushiness is not appreciated. If he is not responding, take the hint and leave him alone. There are plenty of other arses to sniff. Also, we are not all glued to our phones. Members have lives and are occasionally too busy shagging to respond.  
  10. Virgins and newbies must be aware that: 
    1. Your entry to the list is automatically announced by Whatsapp. 
    2. You will then be hounded by established list members sniffing out the new meat. 
    3. It is a good idea to provide a pic or two so we know who you are and to feed their filthy appetites. It won’t stop there. That is when the private messaging starts trying to get you to travel 50 miles for a blow job. Feel free to take advantage of the attention.
    4. A Whatsapp profile pic is also a good idea. Many people have similar names (5 Bens, 3 Simons, 2 Alans e.g.) and it can be hard to keep track.
    5. We suggest you mute the chat, and turn off auto-download in Whatsapp settings. Not doing so means your partner, mum, boss will be able to hear the 2-300 messages a day the list sometimes generates, and your phone memory will very quickly be used up with all sorts of NSFW bum and cum shots.
    6. FYI Whastapp can also be downloaded and used on your PC.
    7. When you sign up for any whatsapp group, be aware that anything you post is available to the whole group. Any images, videos or texts uploaded, can be downloaded by any member of the group. This also means that they can distribute that data outside the group. Norfolk Lab takes no responsibility whatsoever for the filth you post within the group. Your choice to display your genitals, fuck vids, dildo experiments, are entierly your own. If some idiot then goes on to use said dildo shots to blackmail or defame you, that is a private matter between you and them. We will of course ban the bastard and support you in trying to regain what little dignity you might have left, but the Lab is not legally bound or responsible for the actions of individuals.
    8. The depravity of what goes on in the Lab, stays in the Lab. And that includes the Whatsapp Group. Distribution of images, videos, audio files or text messages from the lab outside of our own whatsapp groups, including screen-shots is punishable by summary removal. The exception to this is when a hunky policeman asks the Admin Team to provide evidence from the list as part of criminal proceedings. In that case, we have no choice but to hand over any relevant messages and submit to the force of his authority. 
    9. As per her Maj, all Queens remain politically impartial in group. Please refrain from posting political statements or articles. There is a wide range of political views in Norfolk Lab, but quite frankly, that is best kept on Facebook or Twitter. We’d rather see your cock than your colours.
    10. Often the chat vears onto mental and physical health, religious and political issues. These are not banned for discussion but please be aware that you are not talking only to a couple of friends. There are over 100 guys on the lab groups and they all have access to your messages. Make sure you really are happy sharing before you send, or you might create your own shitstorm that we will have to help clear up…
    11. Unless a signed model release form is provided, no pics of non members. When posting pics of others, members or not, you must state that you have permission to do so.
    12. Posting links to sexy pics available online or websites of interest to our community are welcome. However, advertising is not. We are all whores darling, but promoting your own or others’ commercial services is not welcome.  
    13. Anyone advertising events in direct competition to Norfolk Lab events, will be severely whipped.
    14. Norfolk Lab does not tolerate discrimination in any form. Racism, sexism, ageism, discriminatory remarks based on religion, sexuality, nationality, culture will all be causes for warning and potential banning. Though of course, if it is not Scottish, it is crap! 
    15. While we all have our bad days, public whinging is a pain in arse. Share by all means:  we are a supportive bunch, but over-sharing should be done in private. 
    16. Most members prefer their shit in the toilet and blood in their bodies. Scat and gore pics should not be posted. Find a like minded person on the list and smear your shit over each other in private. 
    17. If you’re lurking in a group chat and ‘seeing’ every message, occasionally respond with *something* to remove the stalker vibe that inevitably develops.
    18. Please note also that Whatsapp auto backs up everything. There will be a full history of your chats in a number of individuals’ phones across East Anglia.